Little C-Box of Horrers

Shady was just a normal girl. She was a proud member of the Creepypasta community, but one night, that all changed. She decided to get into the C-Box one night, and everyone was there. But Luigi seemed... different. His text was hyper-realistic, and his picture had no eyes, and it was seeping blood and semen. He submitted only one link, before bursting into blood.
Shady, being the girl she is, clicked the link. And was brought to a hyper-realistic page surrounded by EVIL PATRIXXX. She read it, and it involved hyper-realistic rape. Luigi turned out to be Weegee in disguise! And he was just trying to make the girls in the C-Box horny. LIKE EVERY OTHER GUY ON THE INTERNET. So Shady gathered the troops. LOLSKELETONS, Simba, Jacket Mike, and everyone else in the chat. And then they killed Weegee until he was dead. Like for real. On a scale from 1 to dead, he's kill. And the town was saved because of her braveness.
But... Weegee was not dead... Yet.
Oh, and then A MOTHER FUCKING SKELETON POPPED OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE PHONE.